Since it's Friday, let's take a short interlude from the business of politics to have a little contest, inspired by James "Sponge Dob" Dobson's battle against SpongeBob Square Pants.
Comment below with your best joke about this "controversy." The winner will receive...well, nothing, except for the undying love of both of our readers.
To get us started, here's our submission:
Is there any proof that SpongeBob SquarePants is gay? Did someone catch him making out with a male brillo pad?
(insert drum and symbol noise here)
I think it's sad that SpongeBob didn't even get to 'out' himself. Can you imaging his poor parents, Mr. and Mrs. SpongeBob, opening the paper this morning to learn that their son is gay?
Posted by: Tom | January 21, 2005 at 11:49 AM
Interesting thread on this subject at Free Republic:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1324653/posts
Posted by: Ed | January 21, 2005 at 12:50 PM
If YOU walked like Sponge Bob Square Pants you'd better be something.
Posted by: James C. Hess | January 21, 2005 at 05:29 PM